wilwheaton:

mcbride:

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig +⭐letterboxd reviews by men

I knew the mediocre pissbabies would have a tantrum about this no matter what, but I was not prepared for how hilarious their mewling would be, and that it would significantly increase my enjoyment of the entire thing.

prinnay:

prinnay:

Rho Ophiuchi cloud cluster

~Happy anniversary to the James Webb Space Telescope~

process images :)

lastvalyrian:

beemovieerotica:

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

middleagedandoutoftouch:

prideknights:

In honour of disability pride month, we made a disability Pride Knight! Stay proud! ⚔️🌈

BEAUTIFUL!!

justtken:

justtken:

#his kenergy is unmatched

kenussy 😭😭

heritageposts:

nyonyatwelfth:

heritageposts:

so how did it go? did crab day save tumblr or do we need to do a bake sale or something

clearly the only thing left we can do is to have the best talent show the world has ever seen, right here on tumblr live

*with my 2012 john green ventriloquist doll* dear judges, i will now perform a monologue

moringmark:

ranmaruliker:

the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you

animentality:

foone:

wellthatschaotic:

i love when the gender options are “male” “female” and “prefer not to answer”

like it just reads as “boy” “girl” and “what are you, a cop? i don’t owe you anything”

My gender is “come back with a warrant”

booksandghosts:

captain-cargoshorts:

mr-phoenix-downer:

dark science beyond belief

captmuldoon:

wait a second -

MOBY BARBIE??? IN MY BARBIE MOVIE????

paulsebert:

red-mercer:

People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they

Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”